Women think they need an understanding and caring boyfriend. A guy who is giving, selfless and supportive. Bah, those qualities are overrated I say! What women really need more of is terrible boyfriends!
Do you think life is just too sickly sweet and that what women need is someone who’ll suck the will to live right out of them? Well, for all you do-gooders out there, here’s a list to help you speed that process along;
Destroy Their Self Esteem
Start by being a Self-Esteem Sucker. How? By tearing your girlfriend’s confidence to shreds. Want to take things up a notch? While you’re flushing her self esteem down the toilet, beef up your own at the same time.
There’s no one way to execute this great bad boyfriend routine. But here are a couple of suggestions. Tell her that her friend would look much better in that dress than she does, and your relationship with your mother is flawless while hers leaves much to be desired. You get the idea.
Drama King
What would life be without drama? Booooring!! So to do your bit, make sure you give your girlfriend a dose of drama every time she calls. And don’t wait for the pleasantries to be over! Heck no, just dive right in there. She’ll no doubt be fascinated to hear about how stressful your day was because you stubbed your toe getting out of bed and couldn’t make it to the dry cleaner’s before they closed because of the slow traffic.
By the time you’re done unloading your heap of melodramatics onto her, you’ll naturally have no time to listen to whatever it was she was calling to say. If she was a real girlfriend, she would understand that you’re incredibly busy and just totally freaking out about everything you have to do. Click.
Always Be Ready With Advice
Your poor, poor gal palwhat would she do without you? Honestly, if you weren’t there to tell her how to proceed in her career, relationships and family life, well, where would she be? If she’s made an unwise outfit/friend/vacation destination/meal choice, it’s really best to tell her what she ought to have done instead. Otherwise, how will she learn? Oh, and a condescending tone of voice never hurts.
Party Hearty
It might seem like it’s enough to be someone’s favorite bar buddy on the weekends, but hey, she can do better than that, right? She should go out with you every night! Because life is too short for icky little responsibilities! So what if she has an early meeting or is trying to cut back on the sauce to fit into her favorite dress? It’s your job to make playing the night away seem like the thing to do. And definitely don’t forget to make her feel like lame little lamb if she turn you down.
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